Posted by : Axel
I thought it was good looks. I thought it was business smarts. I thought it was fame that all these celebrity ‘It’ girls wanted. Oh, how wrong I was ! Harry Potter knew it all along. The way to get the girls is – MAGIC!
Britney Spears’ recent dalliance with magician supremo, Criss Angel, proves it. The cool chicks want a guy who knows his Two Card Monte from his Handkerchief and Coin trick. Spoon bending and levitation are in, an illustrious music or acting career with a bucketload of Grammys and Oscars, are out. Girls need little red balls under tumblers and mind-reading tips to have a good time.
I have spent the last few days trying to perfect my new optical illusion where by sheer force of will, and sweat, and a secret combination of food dyes, I can make the face of Jesus appear on a burrito. You won’t believe it when you see it. Neither will Britney. I’m also working on the Cigarette through the Coin Trick and the trusty Bunch of Flowers pulled from the Sleeve trick. Hey, Britney, wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?
Selma In The City 
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