Just when you think you’ve heard it all….
A woman in Kansas has spent the last two years sitting on her boyfriend’s toilet. She had spent so long sitting there that her skin had grown around the toilet seat, so she became adhered to it. The toilet seat had to be surgically removed.
Every day her boyfriend brought her food and drink and asked her to get off the toilet but her reply was always the same: ‘Maybe tomorrow.’ After two years he decided to call the police telling them he thought something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Police found the woman looking ‘somewhat disoriented.’ I’ll bet she was. Questions abound. How did she get stuck to the toilet in the first place? Didn’t anyone in her family notice she was spending an inordinate amount of time in the loo? Why did her boyfriend wait two years to do something about it? Where did he go to the toilet for two years?
My favourite headline definitely is –
If I had an ordeal in a toilet, ie. I was stuck on there for two years, I don’t think I’d ever recover. What was her boyfriend thinking??????
The woman is receiving counselling to help her address the various emotions she’s experiencing –
Yeah, she’s feeling a little flushed. (Sorry, I couldn’t help it.)
Already, she’s tired of being the butt of everyone’s jokes. (I know. I know)
She’s really worried her relationship has gone down the toilet (Rimshot.)
It’s a crazy, mixed-up world.