We didn’t go trick or treating last night. We had two punk bands playing in the shop so we got our black gear on and went to watch. They screamed a bit, but they were good.
One of the bass players, an imposing 6 foot 5 hunk of punk rock muscle turned out to be very funny. He looked like someone you’d never want to meet in a dark alley but he had a well-stocked arsenal of corny jokes.
Here are his best corny vampire jokes.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
What type of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water.
What is Dracula’s favourite flavour of ice cream?
Just goes to show that punk rockers can be silly too.
Hope you had a fun Hallowe’en!