WISHING YOU ALL A HAPPY, PEACEFUL, CHOCOLATE-FILLED, EGGS-CELLENT EASTER
And because I like corny jokes so much, here are some Easter ones for you –
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs marks the spot!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!