I had a dream last night that I was a window cleaner. I was a sought after window cleaner because I was part superhero and could scale tall buildings without a safety harness, therefore I could keep my prices down because I didn’t need much in the way of equipment nor did I need hefty public liability insurance policies. Because I could never fall.
I was in demand. People were calling me all day to clean their windows. I was in a sweat all the time at the amount of work I had on that not even the endless buckets of soap suds and fluffy brushes could keep away.
So what do I see all day today?
These ones made me shake.
Rather than be a superhero window cleaner I would like to have my name in a heart on a wall. Like Alissa. It’s so romantic.
I saw these boats at Balmain and noticed how they were all facing the one way. While I really like boats I will confess I don’t know much about the rules of the water, but I guess that when you moor your boat it must have to face the same way as all the other boats otherwise it would be mooring chaos. I think the boats rebel at night and swim around in circles.
I posted this photo on Twitter today but it is so hilarious I have to post it again. This is my neighbour’s cat, after a trim. I believe this cat is currently plotting murder. Look at his face. He is hating those ankle boots. Puss in Boots can bite me, is what he is thinking.
The things I see when I’m out and about. Classic.